Front: Knotty Wood™ – Text Responsibly
Back: Bigfoot’s Dating Profile –Sun, surf, and suspiciously large Knotty Wood?
This hilarious unisex garment-dyed tee, featuring
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
seven colors, features Bigfoot’s “dating profile” in all its hairy, cheeky glory. Whether you’re a cryptid lover, pun connoisseur, or just here for the double entendres, this shirt brings wild vibes and viral potential.
Great for casual laughs, beach days, or that first hike-date meetup.
Perfect for:
Cryptid fans & monster lovers
Funny camping & hiking apparel
Bachelor/bachelorette gifts
Gag gifts or conversation starters
Festival, fair, or small business merch booths

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Crafted without side seams for added comfort and reduced waste.
- Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft texture and unique color.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean